:Here are 7 Steps to get get healthy

Get Moving
Be Smoke-Free
Maintain a Healthy Weight
Manage Stress
Get Regular Check-Ups and Screenings
Know Your Risks and Family

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وقتي مي گن به آدم دنيا فقط دو روزه آدم دلش مي سوزه ! اي خدا! اي خدا!

وقتي كه دل تنگه فايدش چيه آزادي زندگي زندونه وقتي نباشه شادي!

Q:Why is it difficult to find

men who are sensitive,caring

and good looking?
A:They all already have

boyfriends

Q:What do you call a woman who

knows where her husband is

every night?
A:A Widow

Q:How did Pinocchio find out

he was made of wood?
A:His hand caught fire.

Q:How do you get a man to do

sit-ups؟

A:Put the remote control

between his toes.

Q:What did God say after

creating Adam?
A:I must be able to do better

than that.

"Sadday,

moanday,

tearsday,

wasteday,

thirstday,

frightday,

shatterday... so be in Luv everyday

بدون عشق روزا اينجوري ميشن :

روز غم

روز زاري

روز اشک

روز از دست رفتن

روز تشنگي

روز ترس

روز شکستن

پس سعي کن هر روز عاشق باشي....

(به تناسب اين روز ها با روز هاي هفته به زبان انگليسي دقت کنيد. مثلا moanday و Monday)

Do you believe in love at first sight

or do I have to walk by again

به عشق در نگاه اول اعتقاد داري؟؟؟

يا اينکه لازمه يه بار ديگه از جلوت رد بشم؟؟؟؟

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always

حتما دونده ي خوبي هستي چون هميشه توي ذهنم حضور داري (running in my head) حتما دزد خوبي هستي چون قلب من رو دزديدي. و من هم هميشه تير انداز بدي هستم چون هميشه دلم برات تنگ ميشه (تناسب بين کلمات shooter و miss)

How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

سلام به همه ي دوستان هم كلاسي

خوشحالم كه يه كلاس مجازي هم ايجاد شده. اينجا ميتونه به كارمون خيلي كمك كنه. جاي خوبيه واسه رد و بدل كردن لينك. اميدوارم دوستان بيان و حسابي شلوغش كنن و البته بايد فضا يه فضاي انگليسي باشه! اگر جكي هم هست انگليسي باشه!